You are fasting, and you've already opened the fridge 10 times today. Are you looking for a chilled Bible verse, or a cold prayer point? 馃 #funny #lol #comedyopenmic #fun
馃У 1. Have you ever been scared of your own shadow? Well I do get scared easily especially at night ,thats why I don't move in the night. #threadstorm #comedyopenmic
#comedyopenmic please I want to ask is it normal going to wake up a security guild in action that is sleeping and holding a gun beside him or just wait for him to wake up
NIGHT OF LAUGHTER 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
Please I have a question to ask, please let's be realistic here because as a comedian, I think we need some moments of laughter here on #threads.
A cricket 馃 was in love with a chick 馃惀 and he told his entire family that they should go and pay the bride's prize. Now the bride [chick] has told her family to assemble that their inlaw is coming.
Please tell me if this mission is a suicide mission 馃ぃ馃ぃ..
Please help me welcome my new pet for the year 馃槃馃槃, if he remains loyal, am not gonna kill him for the Christmas. But if not, his head will be sitting on top of my rice like a flat on the pole. 馃ぃ馃ぃ Or he will be like his uncle who was fund in the pot naked and he requested for a brown paper weed so that his soul can rest in peace. #mydiary #chicken #fun #comedyopenmic
#comedyopenmic Can we take a day to reach out to old members that are no longer active? It'll give them a sense of belonging hence, returning back
I've missed the COMtest contest a lot.
Can we have its revival with a ear tickling topic like, TELL US HOW YOU HANDLED YOUR RECENT HEARTBREAK.
Hello friends, please permit me to say hello to you. Please how do you cry when you are broken in heart and it's your first time? Show me your crying position 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ. #mydiary #emotion #comedyopenmic
Hello friends, how is your day going? Sooner, I will be going home, am through with cutting my hair and I refuse cutting my bears because their is a comedy that am about shorting.
#mydiary #comedyopenmic
Hello friends, here is a chicken the chose not to see the nightmare before Christmas so he chose to go now but he requested for something as his last prayers. 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀 #mydiary #comedyopenmic #life
Hello friends, please take a look and tell me who won. That a female goat with pregnancy racing with a bike man 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ. #mydiary #comedyopenmic #racing
Hello friends, please help me to ask this young man, How many months pregnancy is this? 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ Just take a look at his belly 馃槀馃槀馃槀 #mydairy #comedyopenmic
Hello friends, please help me to ask this young man, How many months pregnancy is this? 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ Just take a look at his belly 馃槀馃槀馃槀 #mydiary #comedyopenmic
Hello friends, funny people are still alive ooh. I was charging my phone when I had one of those men saying that his benefits of being a Chelsea fan is he don't sick. 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ. #mydiary #comedyopenmic
I had a funny experience with some bike riders this week during our vacation. I just made a post in the #comedyopenmic community where I narrated my ordeal. If interested to read, link is in the comment section. #comedy
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1 馃У Have you ever failed your exam intentionally? #comedyopenmic #ocd #leo
